Happy, cheery, funny and warm birthday wishes for any age.
As long as the heat from the number of candles on your birthday cake
doesn’t contribute to the global warming, you’re in the clear.
What with 6 billion people on this planet, imagine the odds - I'm so happy I
know you! Happy Birthday!
Birthday!I promise not to make any age-related jokes. I know that at your time of
life they must already be very hurtful. Happy Birthday!
You bring sunshine in so many people's lives. I'm thankful that, being your
friend, I'm also one of them. I wish that the suns in your life give you all the
warmth and happiness that you may desire. Happy Birthday!
Friends remember your age, great friends really rub it in. Happy birthday,
Happy Birthday, may this be the best year of your life - so far!
For somebody your age, SHOUTY CAPITALS BECOME A MUST TO BATTLE THE WORSENING
EYESIGHT. ALSO, HEARING ISN’T THAT GOOD EITHER SO THERE’S JUST ONE THING FOR
IT – WE’LL HAVE TO CELEBRATE REALLY, REALLY LOUD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Pots and oodles of joy, fun and the health-wealth-happiness package three
times over - Happy Birthday!
Birthdays are disturbingly similar to boogers, the more you’ve amassed, the
harder it gets to breathe.
I wish you so much love that it fills your whole life to the brim, so much happiness
that it warms
your face with smiles, so much laughter that it fills the neighbors with
incredulous envy. Happy Birthday!
You know you are old when the number of birthday bumps starts posing a
serious health hazard. Happy Birthday and never fear, you’ll still get them,
bud, this year!
I wish you the energy to make all your dreams come true, and I wish you such
great dreams they give you the energy you need to attain them! Lots of love
and Happy Birthday!
Birthdays are a very healthy thing. Scientists and statistics have proven
that those who have had the most live the longest!
Thank you for all the fun, the listening, the optimism and the wonderful crazy
ideas that you have, the world just wouldn't be the same without you. Happy Birthday!
Cash is tight and times are hard – be glad you get a birthday card!
For the many more coming years,
I wish you the wisdom of an old sage, the health of a sprightly
twenty-year-old athlete and the self-assurance of a toddler. Lots of love
and happiness for your birthday!
Growing old is inevitable; growing up is just a broad suggestion.
The best soldiers are those who have gone through some battles, had a few
victories, had a few losses and just march on, knowing a hell of a lot more
about themselves and the laws of the battlefield. I'm so proud to know one
like you. Happy Birthday.
Let me awe you with a rephrasing of the amazing Mother Theresa. The past is
gone. The future has not yet come. But be happy, here is your present! Happy
In the time we've known each other, you've made many changes in my
life. Changes from grumpiness to laughter, from sadness to understanding,
from confused to assured. And I'm the happiest for the change from not
knowing you to knowing you. Happy Birthday!
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